12 Signs of a Reformed Ho

  I'm not judging, but most guys don't want to wife up a ho. I'm not even using the term ho as an insult. I'm just using it as an effective, quick way of describing a woman that enjoys having sex with multiple partners without a commitment. Hoes have their place in the social food chain and they play a very important role. As time passes, these hoes might be ready to settle down and stick with a single dick for a while...and that's cool...but we don't love them hoes...not right away at least. Eventually though, the ho will be able to settle down and leave their communal pussy ways in the past. Here are a few ways to identify a reformed ho:

- She has more sex tapes floating around than the entire cast of Flavor of Love

- She volunteers at the church nursery, primarily because 5 of the kids are hers anyway

- She says "This is some bullshit!" every time Project Pat's "Don't Save Her" comes on the radio.



- She tells you about how nice Maury is in person

- She has scar tissue from past rug burns

- She can eat a banana in one bite

- She insists that all 4 and a possible of her baby father's be a groomsmen in the wedding.



- She's shocked that the hotel you take her to for the honeymoon doesn't charge by the hour or have mirrors on the ceiling.

- She gets way too excited when you are willing to be seen in public with her

- She has a 'Frequent Aborter' membership at the clinic & gets every 3rd abortion free of charge

- She has a bible verse tatted on the small of her back

My Father told me I should get more in touch with the Word.

- She has a tat on her inner thigh of a sign that reads "General Admission" & one on her booty cheek with a velvet rope that reads "VIP Only"

Things You Will Find at an HBCU Football Game

  It's college football season time again (that's band season for you HBCU folks). Who doesn't love college football???  Bad college football teams.  But even the bad teams still have supporters that want to see their hometown team or alma mater get on the field and represent their school.  HBCUs have great tradition and when you get to see a game live (because you won't find it on TV) you will see things you won't see anywhere else.

  Here are some of the things you will find at an HBCU football game:

-HBCU college football preview that only showcases the band, complete with depth chart, first chair through third

-College pick em' challenges for HBCUs. Each week you choose which team will have the most dropped batons

-HBCU schools may not be able to go to a BCS game & their players won't make the league, but the bands can get a Coke commercial or make J Coles Who Dat video 



- HBCU football playbooks are this year's BET awards nominees album, the 3-disc collection

-The elite HBCU football teams have one white player, the kicker. The rest just have the waterboy on the field trying to make field goals

-At HBCU games, the band gets a chartered bus while the players drive their own cars to the game 

-At HBCUs, the starting QB, RB, & WRs were all cut from the band

-At HBCU's the tuba players are bigger than the actual linemen on the field  

-At HBCU's, the groupies try to get pregnant by the drum majors and use the football players as their way to meet them 

-At HBCUs, a perfect QB passer rating is 87 

-To increase attendance at HBCU games, the band will perform on the field for 4 quarters and the teams will play during the half 

-Only at HBCUs will you find chitterlings at the concession stands & the players drinking Kool-Aid instead of Gatorade

 

-Only at a HBCU will you see this in the Highlight Reel